Farren Alvey

Farren Alvey is the main character in Smifstuck, and the first to appear in the story. He is a fifteen year old who lives with his (so far unrevealed) family in the suburbs near Chicago. He has dark blonde hair, red eyes, and fair skin. Farren wears a red Deathly Hallows t-shirt, denim pants, brown shoes, and a beat-up blazer that seems a few sizes too large for him, as well as a pair of glasses.

All of his shown friendships are long-distance, as he has been living away from his hometown of Seattle for nearly a year. He communicates with his friends through the chat client Pesterchum. His chumhandle is anglophiliacGentleman, and he appears to speak with a slight cockney accent, despite being born in the United States.

Farren is the first player to enter Team Smif's SBURB Session.

Childhood and Early Teens
Farren was born in Seattle, WA, on January 7th, 1999. He grew up with his closest eleven friends, a group that called itself Team Smif, for reasons yet unknown.

The Winter Dance
In December 2013, Farren's high school held it's annual Winter Dance, or December Dance. There, he was involved in a yet unexplained conflict involving Brian Sullivan, Alex Turner and Jason Vaughn, which apparently left a lasting impact on the latter three. Soon after that, he moved to Chicago, leaving his friends behind.

Personality and Traits
Farren is very optimistic and friendly, not having any apparent grudges among his contacts. He is also clumsy and absent-minded, prone to daydreams and accidents in equal probability. Despite being American, he speaks with an inexplicable British accent, and is very uncomfortable when this fact is questioned.undefined

As indicated by his chumhandle, Farren is fascinated by Anglo-Saxonic culture, which may explain his accent. He is also an avid fan of Steampunk, being a fan of films like Disney's Treasure Planet.

From time to time, he is known to write fantasy stories.

Team Smif
Farren is a part of Team Smif, a squad composed of twelve teenagers, including himself. He appears to have no enemies in the group, unlike some other members.

The Mates
A subgroup of Team Smif, The Mates are composed of Farren himself, Jason Vaughn, Toby Fisher, and the yet-unnamed adventurousAlchemist. Farren is closer to them than the rest of the team, considering the trio to be his very best friends.

Alex Turner
At around 13 years of age, Farren developed (painfully obvious) romantic feelings for fellow Smif member Alex Turner. It is as of yet unclear if his feelings are reciprocated, but in her e-mail, Alex mentions an awkward moment that occurred between them. She also clearly considers him, at least, a good friend, seeing as she took his side in the conflict that arose in the December Dance.